¶ ¶ WHAT'S THE STORY, WISHBONE? ¶
¶ WHAT'S THIS YOU'RE DREAMING UP? ¶
¶ SUCH BIG IMAGINATION ON SUCH A LITTLE PUP. ¶
¶ WHAT'S THE STORY, WISHBONE? ¶
¶ DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH A LOOK? ¶
¶ IT KIND OF SEEMS FAMILIAR ¶
¶ LIKE A STORY FROM A BOOK ¶
¶ SHAKE A LEG NOW, WISHBONE ¶
¶ LET'S WAG ANOTHER TALE ¶
¶ SNIFFING OUT ADVENTURE ¶
¶ WITH WISHBONE ON THE TRAIL. ¶
¶ COME ON, WISHBONE ¶
¶ WHAT'S THE STORY, WISHBONE? ¶
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¶ WHAT'S THE STORY, WISHBONE? ¶
Wishbone: WOW! AND JOE COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW I EAT!
WHO GAVE THIS TO YOU?
THIS STACK WAS OUTSIDE THE GYM.
NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
I FOUND SOME IN STUDY HALL.
WHAT?!
DID YOU TAKE THEM ALL?
SAY YES, DAVID.
NO, JUST ONE.
THANKS-- THANKS A LOT.
HOW GROSS!
I'M BEING SPIED ON.
SAM, WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, JUST THIS.
SOMEBODY'S IDEA OF FUN.
OOH.
AND IT'S ONLY VOLUME ONE.
THERE'S MORE TO COME.
ACTUALLY, SAM
IT'S...
I MEAN... BOY, I AM REALLY SORRY.
OH, SAM, THIS IS TERRIBLE--
A CLEAR-CUT INVASION OF PRIVACY.
IS THAT A TATER TOT?
DO THEY STILL SERVE THEM?
I LOVE TATER TOTS.
OH, SORRY.
NO, THAT'S THE THING ABOUT FOOD AND LOVE--
NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
WAS THIS HANDED OUT IN SCHOOL?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I FOUND THESE
OUTSIDE.
I WONDER
WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE.
ME, TOO.
ANYTHING WE CAN DO?
YEAH-- DIG A HOLE AND PUT ME IN IT.
HEY! I CAN DO THAT.
I KNOW IT FEELS
LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD.
BUT DON'T WORRY, OKAY?
YOU KNOW I'LL DO ANYTHING
TO HELP YOU.
DITTO-- BUCK UP, HONEY.
THANKS.
THIS SAYS IT'S WRITTEN
BY HAL "SLAMING" DOAN.
WHO'S THAT?
I DON'T KNOW ANY HAL DOAN.
HE CAN'T SPELL HIS OWN NICKNAME.
WHAT?
"SLAMMING" HAS TWO "Ms," NOT ONE.
LET ME SEE.
MAYBE IT'S A FAKE NAME--
A WORD SCRAMBLE.
I BET THAT'S IT!
AH! A FAKE NAME!
NOT TO FEAR-- SHERLOCK IS HERE.
UNMASKING A PHONY IS JUST WHAT SHERLOCK HOLMES DID
IN THE SHORT STORY "A SCANDAL IN BOHEMIA."
THE AUTHOR, ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, PUBLISHED THE STORY
IN THE STRAND MAGAZINE IN 1891.
( knock at door )
COME IN, WATSON.
HOLMES, HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS I?
( chuckles )
WATSON, REALLY-- YOU KNOW
HOW POWERFUL MY SENSE OF HEARING IS.
I WOULD TEST MYSELF AGAINST ANY... DOG IN ENGLAND.
AND NOW, THEN
SINCE YOU ARE ALWAYS SO GLAD
TO ASSIST ME, TELL ME--
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
WELL, WHOEVER WROTE THIS
IS OBVIOUSLY WELL-TO-DO.
IT IS EXPENSIVE PAPER.
QUITE-- THE PAPER IS MADE IN BOHEMIA.
KINDLY READ IT.
ALL RIGHT.
"THERE WILL CALL UPON YOU TONIGHT A MASKED GENTLEMAN
"WHO DESIRES TO CONSULT WITH YOU.
"WE HAVE BEEN TOLD OF YOUR STRICT ATTENTION
"TO SECRECY.
THIS ACCOUNT OF YOU WE HAVE FROM ALL QUARTERS RECEIVED."
STOP!
THAT IS THE CLUE.
"THIS ACCOUNT OF YOU
WE HAVE FROM ALL QUARTERS RECEIVED."
ONLY SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS GERMAN
WOULD CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE THAT WAY.
A GERMAN WHO WEARS A MASK AND WRITES UPON BOHEMIAN PAPER.
( knock at door )
KEEP YOUR EYES AND EARS OPEN, WATSON.
COME IN.
HERR HOLMES.
PLEASE, TAKE A SEAT.
THIS IS MY FRIEND AND COLLEAGUE
DR. WATSON.
MY EMPLOYER WISHES TOTAL SECRECY IN THIS MATTER.
STAY SEATED, WATSON.
IT IS BOTH OR NONE.
VERY WELL.
YOU MAY ADDRESS ME AS COUNT VON KRAMM.
REALLY?
YOU QUESTION THAT?
IN FACT, I DO.
THE TITLE BY WHICH I HAVE JUST CALLED MYSELF
IS NOT EXACTLY MY OWN.
OF COURSE.
THIS CASE IMPLICATES THE GREAT HOUSE OF ORMSTEIN
THE HEREDITARY KINGS OF BOHEMIA.
I WAS ALREADY AWARE OF THAT.
YOU MAY DROP THE FACADE, YOUR MAJESTY.
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE WILHELM GOTTSREICH VON ORMSTEIN
HEREDITARY KING OF BOHEMIA.
YOU ARE RIGHT.
WHY DID I THINK I COULD FOOL YOU?
WHY INDEED?
NOW, TELL ME, YOUR MAJESTY--
WHAT IS YOUR CASE?
OH! I'VE GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT!
HERE, LET ME TRY--
I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
WAIT-- HOLD ON.
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED-- AMANDA.
AMANDA?
WHY WOULD AMANDA WANT TO DO THIS?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S SICK.
YOU GUYS COMPETE IN SCHOOL
BUT THIS IS EXTREME.
JOE...
YEAH, EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING.
I NEED TO GO OUTSIDE.
WHO KNOWS HOW MANY PICTURES SHE HAS?
I'M GOING TO FIND HER.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
ME, TOO.
OOH! I COULD COME, TOO.
UH, GUYS? GUYS!
WELL, OKAY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BEG ME, I'LL COME WITH YOU.
LET'S GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT AND FIND THE PICTURE PERPETRATOR.
THE FACTS ARE... EMBARRASSING.
I NOT EASILY SHOCKED, YOUR MAJESTY.
FIVE YEARS AGO, WHEN I WAS TOO YOUNG TO KNOW BETTER
I BECAME INVOLVED WITH AN ADVENTURESS--
IRENE ADLER.
WATSON, KINDLY LOOK HER UP
IN MY INDEX.
SO YOUR MAJESTY BECAME ENTANGLED AND PERHAPS SENT THE YOUNG LADY
SOME LETTERS
H COUL BE DAMAGING.
QUITE SO.
WATSON, HAVE YOU FOUND HER YET?
YES-- THERE YOU ARE, HOLMES.
THANK YOU.
HMM... LOVELY.
BORN IN NEW JERSEY.
ACTRESS, SINGER...
LA SCALA.
RETIRED FROM THE OPERATIC STAGE
AND LIVING IN LONDON.
WAS THERE A SECRET MARRIAGE?
NO-- THE PROBLEM IS, THERE IS A COMPROMISING PHOTOGRAPH.
WE ARE BOTH IN IT.
HMM... THAT IS COMPROMISING.
IF MY FUTURE WIFE
SEES THIS PHOTOGRAPH, I AM RUINED FOREVER.
MISS ADLER WILL NOT SELL.
SHE THREATENS TO PUBLISH IT.
THEN IT MUST BE STOLEN.
MY AGENTS HAVE CAPTURED HER LUGGAGE
BURGLARIZED HER HOUSE.
THEY FOUND NOTHING.
THEY DON'T HAVE MY NOSE FOR CLUES.
WHEN WILL SHE PUBLISH THE PHOTO?
THREE DAYS.
PLENTY OF TIME.
IF YOUR MAJESTY WILL CALL TOMORROW
I'M SURE I WILL HAVE GOOD NEWS.
SHE LIVES AT BRIONY LODGE.
I WILL PAY ANYTHING TO GET THIS PHOTO BACK.
GOOD EVENING, YOUR MAJESTY.
( door shuts )
WATSON!
MEET ME HERE AT 3:00.
I HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO.
HMM, YES--
HOLMES, OLD BOY, TO CATCH AN ACTOR, YOU MUST BECOME AN ACTOR.
I SHALL DISGUISE MY VOICE.
( with Cockney accent ): HEY, TOP OF THE MORNING, LADS!
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.
WHO LIVES THERE?
THAT'S MISS IRENE ADLER'S PLACE.
SHE WAS A GREAT ACTRESS.
DAINTIEST THING UNDER A BONNET
ON THIS PLANET.
LIVES PROPER NOW.
SINGS A LITTLE--
DRIVES OUT AT 5:00 EVERY DAY
RETURNS AT 7:00 SHARP FOR DINNER.
YOU COULD SET YOUR WATCH BY HER.
HMM, SHE'S OUT BETWEEN 5:00 AND 7:00, YOU SAY?
Man: WAIT HERE.
I WON'T BE A MOMENT.
HE'S ALWAYS COMING ROUND.
WHO'S THAT?
CLAIMS TO BE HER LAWYER.
I DON'T LIKE HIM MUCH.
I NEVER SEEN NO ONE GET THAT MUCH
LAWYERING IN MY LIFE.
HIS NAME'S GODFREY NORTON.
I'VE DRIVEN HIM PLENTY OF TIMES.
DRIVE LIKE THE DEVIL!
TO CHURCH OF ST. MONICA!
HALF A GUINEA IF YOU CAN DO IT IN 20 MINUTES!
HMM... HER BEAUTY HAS NOT BEEN UNDERESTIMATED.
THE CHURCH OF ST. MONICA, JACK!
HALF A SOVEREIGN IF YOU REACH IT IN 20 MINUTES.
WELL, I NEVER!
LADS, I'M OFF.
AND I SUPPOSE I BEST BE ABOUT MY BUSINESS.
GOOD DAY, LADS.
NOW MAY BE MY BEST CHANCE TO LOOK AROUND.
HOWEVER, I DO HAVE THIS STRANGE FASCINATION FOR CHASING CABS.
( clears throat )
THE CHURCH OF ST. MONICA, PLEASE.
HERE YOU ARE, MY MAN-- BLAH!
AND ANOTHER HALF SOVEREIGN IF YOU MAKE IT IN 20 MINUTES.
GO!
AHA!
ALL RIGHT, AMANDA-- FREEZE!
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT.
Sam: AMANDA--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
EXCUSE ME?
HOW COULD YOU? I'VE NEVER DONE
ANYTHING TO YOU!
WHAT? LET ME SEE.
GOSH, THAT'S BAD.
SO, WHY DID YOU DO IT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
STALLING FOR TIME, HUH?
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?
YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
NOTHING, IT'S NOT ME.
WELL, THIS "HAL DOAN" NAME
CONVENIENTLY TURNS OUT TO BE YOURS.
PRESSURE'S TOO MUCH!
I MEAN IT.
LOOK.
WHY WOULD I DO IT TO MYSELF?
WHOA! HOW'S THAT FOR A PLOT TWIST?
WHO WOULD BE MEAN ENOUGH TO DO THIS?
DAMONT?
DAMONT.
Both: DAMONT JONES!
OF COURSE!
I'M SORRY, AMANDA.
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SUSPECTED YOU.
IT'S OKAY--
WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER NOW.
David: SO WHAT DO WE DO?
DON'T WORRY-- I'VE GOT A PLAN.
FIRST...
WHAT...? WHAT WAS THAT?
WHO'S MUMBLING?
HEY, REMEMBER-- DICTION, PEOPLE, DICTION!
WE'LL NEED WISHBONE.
HA-HA! NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
OKAY, UH-HUH... YEAH, OKAY.
SURE... I... UH...
AND YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!
OH, NO! I DON'T THINK SO!
I'M OUT OF HERE.
WISHBONE-- WE NEED YOU.
( whispering )
EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TO DO?
DAMONT WOULD NEVER TURN DOWN A CHANCE
TO TAKE ME ON IN BASKETBALL.
YOU HANDLE YOUR PART.
WE WILL-- AND YOU'RE SURE
DAMONT DOESN'T LEAVE UNTIL 4:00?
RIGHT.
GREAT-- LET'S GET READY.
DAMONT'S GOING TO FIND HIMSELF
IN A WHOLE NEW GAME.
HA-HA! THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
PARDON ME, SIR.
JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU...?
OH, HOLMES.
WELL, I SHALL NEVER
GET USED TO YOUR POWER OF DISGUISE.
YOU SAID 3:00 SHARP.
WATSON, YOU SHALL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAS HAPPENED!
( laughing )
IT'S TOO FUNNY.
( laughing )
WELL, STOP GIGGLING AND TELL ME.
I WAS AT THE CHURCH OF ST. MONICA
AT THE SECRET WEDDING OF MISS IRENE ADLER
TO HER LAWYER, GODFREY NORTON!
WHAT! SHE MARRIED?
IT'S TRUE.
THEY EVEN NEEDED ME TO BE A WITNESS.
WELL, THIS IS A MOST UNEXPECTED TURN.
INDEED.
I THOUGHT ALL MY PLANS WERE RUINED.
HOLMES, YOU CAN'T IMPERSONATE
A MAN OF THE CLOTH.
THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES, MY FRIEND.
HERE-- I NEED YOUR HELP.
READY AS ALWAYS.
EXCELLENT-- MY AGENTS ARE GETTING INTO PLACE
EVEN AS WE SPEAK.
YOU MUST NOT INTERFERE, WATSON
EVEN IF I APPEAR TO BE HURT.
ALL RIGHT.
WHEN I GET INTO HER HOUSE, WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL
AND DO AS I HAVE WRITTEN.
I SEE.
WE HAVE ONLY TWO HOURS.
HURRY!
HOW WILL YOU FIND THE PHOTOGRAPH?
I WON'T.
SHE WILL SHOW ME.
HUSH!
THERE IS HER CARRIAGE.
CARRY OUT MY INSTRUCTIONS
TO THE LETTER.
( carriage approches )
YOU TWO THERE!
LEAVE THE LADY BE!
STOP!
HEAVEN PROTECT US!
THEY'VE HURT A PREACHER.
OH, HE LOOKS TERRIBLY ILL.
IS HE HURT?
HE MIGHT BE DEAD.
NO...
BUT HE NEEDS HELP.
WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM LYING
IN THE STREET LIKE THIS.
PLEASE, BRING HIM INSIDE.
OH, HERE.
AH, BLESS YOU.
OH, THE POOR THING.
OH...
THE DOCTOR SHOULD BE HERE SOON.
OH...
WHAT COULD BE KEEPING HIM?
PARDON ME, REVEREND.
OF COURSE.
WHY, I COULD USE SOME AIR.
WOULD MIND OPENING THE WINDOW FOR ME?
( barks )
FIRE! FIRE!
SOMEBODY HELP!
FIRE!
FIRE, I SAY!
GIRLS! GIRLS!
HURRY!
WE ARE ON FIRE!
OH, FALSE ALARM, FALSE ALARM.
QUIET, LADIES, THERE'S NO NEED TO BE ALARMED.
LOOK THERE, THAT'S ONLY A ROCKET.
COME ON, SAM.
GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
I CAN HEAR THEM COMING.
THEY'RE COMING; YOU READY?
YEAH, LET'S GO.
YOU KNOW-IT-ALL!
I'M SICK OF SEEING YOU!
I'M SICK OF SMELLING YOU--
BOTH OF YOU!
YOU AND THAT DUMB MUTT!
HEY, THAT SOUNDED TOO REAL!
YOU ARE ACTING, RIGHT?
DUMB MUTT?
YOU TELL HER, SAM.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
THAT DUMB MUTT IS SMARTER
THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.
COME ON, WISHBONE.
YOU NEVER SAID "MUTT"
IN THE REHEARSAL.
COME ON, WISHBONE.
YOU COULD HAVE SAID "FEROCIOUS BEAST."
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE "DUMB MUTT."
WELL, JUST THIS ONCE.
COME ON.
MAN, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
DUMB GIRLS.
BOUGHT IT HOOK, LINE AND SINKER.
WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A MASTERMIND.
YOU GUYS SHOULD LEARN: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR ENEMY.
THAT WAS SHERLOCK'S BIG MISTAKE.
EXCELLENT WORK, WATSON.
YOUR TIMING WAS PERFECT.
I'M STILL IN A FOG.
HOW DID SHE REVEAL HER HIDING PLACE?
YOU MUST THINK LIKE A WOMAN, WATSON.
IF HER HOUSE IS ON FIRE
HER INSTINCT IS TO PROTECT
THE THING SHE VALUES MOST.
YES?
THOUGH SHE HAS NERVES OF STEEL
HER FEMALE INSTINCT BETRAYED HER.
SHE RUSHED TO SAVE THE PHOTO.
WHY DID YOU NOT TAKE IT?
IT SEEMED SAFER TO WAIT.
BUT MISS ADLER IS AS GOOD AS CAUGHT.
OH, THANK YOU.
GOOD NIGHT, MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES.
HMM?
I'VE HEARD THAT VOICE BEFORE.
I WONDER WHO THE DEUCE THAT WAS.
( bell ringing )
GENTLEMEN, DO COME IN.
RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE.
MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES, I PRESUME?
WHERE IS YOUR MISTRESS?
MADAM LEFT THIS MORNING
WITH HER HUSBAND.
SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE LIKELY TO CALL.
SHE HAS LEFT ENGLAND?
NEVER TO RETURN.
ALL IS LOST.
WATSON, THE PANEL!
OPEN IT!
AH.
AH, THERE WE ARE.
THE PHOTO!
CURSES!
SHE STILL HAS ME IN HER POWER.
OH, THERE'S A LETTER FOR YOU, HOLMES.
WELL, OPEN IT!
THERE YOU ARE.
"MY DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES
YOU DID VERY WELL..."
Irene: "TOOK ME IN COMPLETELY.
"I HAD NOT A SUSPICION UNTIL AFTER THE FALSE ALARM.
"I REALIZED HOW I HAD BETRAYED MY HIDING PLACE.
"I HAD BEEN TOLD THE KING MIGHT EMPLOY YOU
"BUT I FOUND IT HARD TO THINK ILL
"OF SUCH A DEAR, KIND, OLD CLERGYMAN.
"BUT I HAVE BEEN TRAINED AS AN ACTOR, TOO.
SO AS A MALE, I FOLLOWED YOU."
GOOD NIGHT, MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES.
"MY HUSBAND AND I ARE NOW GONE TO LIVE A BETTER LIFE.
"YOUR CLIENT MAY REST IN PEACE.
"I KEEP THE PHOTOGRAPH
ONLY TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM HIM IN THE FUTURE..."
Wishbone: "AND LEAVE ANOTHER WHICH HE MIGHT CARE TO POSSESS.
"I REMAIN, DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES, VERY TRULY YOURS
IRENE NORTON."
I AM SORRY TO HAVE FAILED YOUR MAJESTY.
NOT AT ALL, HERR HOLMES.
I KNOW SHE WILL LEAVE ME ALONE
IF I AGREE TO DO THE SAME FOR HER.
VERY WELL.
AND NOW...
HOW CAN I REWARD YOU?
HMM?
IF IT PLEASE YOUR MAJESTY
YOU HAVE SOMETHING I VALUE EVEN MORE.
PLEASE... NAME IT.
THAT PHOTOGRAPH.
VERY WELL.
AS YOU WISH.
WELL, WE SHALL ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS WOMAN
EH, HOLMES?
MOST ASSUREDLY, WATSON.
BUT SHE WILL ALWAYS BE
THE WOMAN TO ME.
AMANDA AND WISHBONE
ARE WAITING.
OKAY.
WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS REAL.
HERE HE COMES.
GO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO!
CAN'T YOU SEE HOW WRONG THIS IS?
SAM, RELAX.
I WOULDN'T CARE IF SOMEONE SAW ME EATING.
WHY DO GIRLS CARE HOW THEY LOOK?
IT'S KIND OF SHALLOW.
IT'S NOT ABOUT LOOKS, IT'S ABOUT PRIVACY.
THAT PICTURE WAS USED WITHOUT PERMISSION.
YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL.
JUST FORGET IT.
BOYS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HEY, THAT SOUNDED PRETTY BAD.
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO HER?
IT'S NOT US.
SHE'S UPSET ABOUT HER PICTURE--
THE ONE IN THE SEQUOIA SCANDALS.
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S A SHAME.
WE THOUGHT IT WAS AMANDA
BUT NOW THERE'S ONE OF HER, TOO.
SOMEBODY'S BEEN PRETTY BUSY.
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
HOW THEY GOT THAT PICTURE OF HER
WITHOUT HER KNOWING.
THEY MUST BE SOME KIND OF GENIUS.
YOU SAID IT.
LET ME SHOW YOU SHRIMPS HOW A MASTER WORKS.
ALL RIGHT, DAMONTSTER
TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE EXPOSE.
READY...
SET...
GO!
SAY CHEESE!
Wanda: VERTICAL STRIPES
REALLY HAVE A SLIMMING EFFECT.
LET ME SEE.
CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A COPY
FOR MY SCRAPBOOK?
UM, SAM
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE WAY YOU WANT TO HANDLE IT?
MY DAD SAID I SHOULD TRY IT MY WAY FIRST
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
YOU DON'T WANT TO SINK TO HIS LEVEL.
I KNOW.
I JUST WANT THIS TO END.
WELL, LET US KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
Wanda: GOOD LUCK.
IT'S REALLY NOT HIS BEST SIDE.
THANKS.
NOW, WISHBONE
SIT AND STAY.
OKAY, SIT, STAY, SAVE THE DAY.
HEY, IT'S WHAT I DO.
YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
I WANT THAT PICTURE.
SO DON'T GIVE ME ANY TROUBLE.
JUST CALM DOWN.
HERE, TAKE IT.
I KNEW YOU'D CAVE.
YOU AND THIS STUPID RUNTY LITTLE DOG.
HEY! DON'T GO THERE.
YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
WHAT?
WELL, I'VE GOT THE NEGATIVES.
I CAN MAKE MORE PRINTS.
NOW LOOK, SAMANTHA...
NO, YOU LOOK.
DAMONT, I PLAYED YOUR GAME
AND I CAN WIN.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO.
I WANT THIS WHOLE THING TO END.
OKAY, WHATEVER.
SORRY.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A LOT SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT.
YEAH, WELL, I WISH YOU COULD ACT AS SMART AS YOU REALLY ARE.
OKAY!
ONE MORE SCANDAL HAS BEEN SOLVED AND OAKDALE CAN RELAX.
AND I KNOW HOW.
LET'S GO FOR PIZZA.
AND THEN YOU CAN RUB MY TUMMY...
TELL ME A STORY...
SAM?
HELLO?
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