¶ WHAT'S THE STORY, WISHBONE? ¶
¶ WHAT'S THIS YOU'RE DREAMING UP? ¶
¶ SUCH BIG IMAGINATION ON SUCH A LITTLE PUP. ¶
¶ WHAT'S THE STORY, WISHBONE? ¶
¶ DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH A LOOK? ¶
¶ IT KIND OF SEEMS FAMILIAR ¶
¶ LIKE A STORY FROM A BOOK ¶
¶ SHAKE A LEG NOW, WISHBONE ¶
¶ LET'S WAG ANOTHER TALE ¶
¶ SNIFFING OUT ADVENTURE ¶
¶ WITH WISHBONE ON THE TRAIL. ¶
¶ COME ON, WISHBONE ¶
¶ WHAT'S THE STORY, WISHBONE? ¶
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¶ WHAT'S THE STORY, WISHBONE? ¶
Wishbone: ( humming )
WISHBONE.
HEY, WISHBONE.
HEY-HEY, JOE! BUDDY! PAL!
LONG TIME, NO SEE.
WAIT, MR. DELGADO WANTED TO SHOW US
THAT C.D.-ROM.
OOH.
C.D.-ROMs?
HEY! WAIT UP, YOU GUYS.
I HAPPEN TO KNOW ALL ABOUT C.D.-ROMs.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT... WORKS?
GUYS! HELLO!
DOOR, PLEASE.
I WANT TO BE ONE OF THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE EDUCATED.
I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL LIKE JOE, SAM AND DAVID.
AH! I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T FORGET ME.
I'M HERE FOR THE C.D.-ROM DEMONSTRATION.
NO DOGS ALLOWED.
OOH! A GOOD RULE, SIR.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I SEE ANY.
UM...
SIR?
GO ON-- GO ON, MUTT.
MUTT?
DID HE SAY "MUTT"?
GET OUT OF HERE.
SCAT.
SCAT?
HEY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
I HAVE THREE VERY GOOD FRIENDS IN THERE
WHO COME TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY.
JOE!
SAM!
DAVID!
HEY, YOU GUYS, COME ON, OPEN UP.
( growls )
I WANT TO BE IN THERE WITH YOU GUYS
JUST THE WAY D'ARTAGNAN WANTED TO BE IN THE MUSKETEERS.
D'ARTAGNAN WAS THE HANDSOME YOUNG HERO
OF THE THREE MUSKETEERS BY FRENCH AUTHOR ALEXANDER DUMAS.
D'ARTAGNAN WAS JUST A PUPPY FROM THE COUNTRY
WHO CAME TO PARIS IN 1625.
THE CITY WAS TORN BETWEEN TWO LEADERS
WHO BOTH WANTED ALL THE POWER:
EVIL CARDINAL RICHELIEU-- BOO--
AND THE GOOD KING LOUIS XIII.
THE MUSKETEERS WERE ON THE GOOD SIDE.
THEY WERE THE KING'S PERSONAL GUARDS.
D'ARTAGNAN ARRIVED AT THEIR HEADQUARTERS
WITH NOTHING EXCEPT HIS DOGGED DETERMINATION
TO BECOME A GREAT MUSKETEER.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LET ME IN.
( grunts; bell rings )
OKAY, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M BIG; I'M BAD; I'M...
OVERWHELMED.
WOW.
THESE GUYS ARE GOOD.
OKAY, THIS IS IT.
DON'T BE NERVOUS.
JUMP RIGHT IN.
( clears throat )
WHOOPS.
YOU CLUMSY WAG.
HOW DARE YOU.
UM... EXCUSE ME?
"EXCUSE ME"?
YOU EMBARRASS A MUSKETEER
AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS "EXCUSE ME"?
YOU NEED A LESSON IN MANNERS, YOU INSOLENT PUP
AND I'LL BE THE ONE TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TOMORROW AT NOON
NEAR THE CARMES-DESCHAUX.
I'LL BE THERE
AND WE'LL SEE
WHO LEARNS THE LESSON, MONSIEUR.
( man laughs )
YOU ARE TOO PRETTY.
DID I TELL YOU...
HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIENDLY FELLOW.
SWINDLED ALL FOUR OF THEM
LET ME TELL YOU.
OH.
YOUR CAPE IS IMPRESSIVE, SIR
BUT THE FRINGE IS COMING UNSTITCHED.
WHO PULLS MY CAPE?
ARE YOU TRYING
TO AMBUSH ME?
OH, NO.
YOU MISUNDERSTAND.
I? A MUSKETEER?
I MISUNDERSTAND?
PERHAPS YOU CAN ENLIGHTEN ME
TOMORROW IN A DUEL AT NOONTIME.
I'M BOOKED FOR NOON.
HOW'S 1:00?
1:00, NEAR THE CARMES-DESCHAUX.
WELL...
I'M MAKING AN IMPRESSION.
( men chuckle )
AH! A CHANCE TO DO A GOOD DEED.
YOU SEEM TO HAVE DROPPED YOUR HANDKERCHIEF, SIR.
IT IS NOT MINE.
A LADY FRIEND'S?
NO, IT IS NOT.
COULD I HAVE A MOMENT ALONE WITH THIS MONGREL?
SINCE I AM STUDYING TO BE A PRIEST
I COULD NOT HAVE A LADY'S HANDKERCHIEF.
WHY ARE YOU TAKING IT?
BEHAVIOR IS MOST RUDE.
MEET ME FOR A DUEL TOMORROW NEAR THE CARMES-DESCHAUX.
UM... I CAN FIT YOU IN AT 2:00.
SO BE IT.
THREE DUELS IN ONE DAY?
OH, I'LL BE A MUSKETEER YET.
HEY...!
( groans )
WELL, NOW I'M DETERMINED TO GET IN.
TIME FOR STEALTH DOG TO GO IN UNDER THEIR RADAR.
( chuckles )
OKAY, GUYS.
WAIT TILL I SHOW YOU THIS NEW C.D.-ROM.
ONCE YOU'VE SEEN
THE BEAUTY OF FRACTAL GEOMETRY
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND HOW MATH CAN BE ART.
( beep )
WHAT'S WRONG?
I THINK YOU CRASHED.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOUR PORT CONNECTIONS
MUST BE BAD.
MR. DELGADO, LOOK.
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING CHEWED IT.
MORT.
MORT, THE LAB RAT?
HOW COULD HE GET HERE?
ACTUALLY, HE'S BEEN LOOSE ALL WEEK.
HE'S CHEWED UP HALF THE SCHOOL.
THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.
( sniffs )
THE PLACE LOOKS AS SECURE AS A FORTRESS, BUT THERE IS
ALWAYS A WEAK SPOT.
AH! HELLO, OPEN WINDOW.
A RAT? THEY LET A RAT INSIDE THE SCHOOL
BUT NOT A DOG.
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
STILL, I'VE GOT MY OPENING.
STEALTH DOG DISCOVERS THE SECRET ENTRANCE
AND MAKES HIS MOVE.
OH!
OUCH.
( grunts and groans )
AHA! STEALTH DOG IS
INSIDE AT LAST.
I JUST HOPE I'M NOT
IN OVER MY HEAD.
WELL, NOW I GUESS I'LL SEE IF MY BITE LIVES UP TO MY BARK.
GOOD DAY, MONSIEUR.
AM I LATE?
NO, NO.
I'M EARLY-- MY SECOND SHOULD ARRIVE SOON
AND THEN WE CAN BEGIN.
WHO'LL BE YOUR SECOND?
NOBODY-- I'M NEW.
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE.
MY NAME IS D'ARTAGNAN.
Man: ATHOS!
I AM TO FIGHT THIS MAN AT 1:00.
Musketeer 2: AND I
AT 2:00.
I HAVE THE PLEASURE FIRST.
HE MAY NOT KEEP HIS APPOINTMENTS
WITH YOU TWO.
ARE YOU READY?
I AM ALWAYS READY.
YOU KNOW, YOUNG MAN, YOU HAVE A NOBLE HEART.
UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
WE MIGHT HAVE BECOME FRIENDS.
WELL, LET'S BEGIN.
STOP, MUSKETEERS!
I COMMAND YOU TO STOP IN THE NAME OF HIS EMINENCE
CARDINAL RICHELIEU.
THE CARDINAL HAS ISSUED
AN ORDER THAT EXPRESSLY FORBIDS DUELING.
WE SERVE HIS MAJESTY.
Porthos: WE WON'T BE TOLD WHAT TO DO
BY ANY OF RICHELIEU'S LACKEYS.
IS THAT A THREAT?
CONSIDER IT AN INVITATION.
THEN YOU LEAVE US NO CHOICE BUT TO ATTACK.
GENTLEMEN, THERE ARE FIVE OF THEM
AND ONLY THREE OF US.
THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG.
WE ARE FOUR.
YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US.
I HAVE THE HEART OF A MUSKETEER.
LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU.
ALLEZ.
EN GARDE, MONSIEUR.
HA!
HA-HA!
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT.
( humming )
A CARDINAL'S GUARD
SHOULD BE MORE OF A CHALLENGE.
( grunts )
HA-HA!
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SAY, "TOUCHE."
GO ON.
UH-OH.
THERE WILL BE
ABSOLUTELY NO BACKSTABBING
IN THIS DUEL.
( Musketeers chuckle )
WELL DONE, YOUNG FRIEND.
I KNOW I AM NOT YET WORTHY
TO BE A MUSKETEER
BUT ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR APPRENTICE.
NOT ONLY OUR APPRENTICE, BUT OUR FRIEND.
WE WILL GROOM YOU TO BE A MUSKETEER
AND TEACH YOU OUR BEST TRICKS.
I AM ATHOS.
THIS IS PORTHOS
AND ARAMIS.
WE ARE KNOWN EVERYWHERE
AS THE THREE INSEPARABLES.
YOU ARE NOW A MEMBER OF OUR CLUB.
"ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL."
SHALL WE MAKE THAT OUR MOTTO?
LET'S PUT OUT
OUR HANDS IN AGREEMENT.
All: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!
LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF.
( sniffs )
WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE EXECUTIVE SUITE
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO START SOMEWHERE.
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING TO CATCH THAT RAT.
( sniffs )
STEALTH DOG LOOKS FOR THE SCENT.
I SMELL A RAT.
WELL, MORT IS COSTING US MONEY
BY DESTROYING SCHOOL PROPERTY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WELL, TODAY'S THE DAY.
I'M GOING TO GET HIM.
OOH! I'LL GET HIM.
I'M THE BEST RODENT CATCHER IN TOWN.
NO, SERIOUSLY, I AM.
EVEN CATS COME TO ME FOR ADVICE.
GOT MY ASSIGNMENT-- I'LL SHOW THEM
THEY CAN'T RUN THIS SCHOOL WITHOUT ME.
WELL, I'M GOING TO GO TO THE HARDWARE STORE
AND LOAD UP ON TRAPS.
WE'LL GET A NEW POWER CABLE
FOR THE COMPUTER.
THANKS, GUYS.
( rattling door )
UH-OH.
THEY CALL ME STEALTH DOG.
ALL RIGHT, MORT, THE PLACE IS SURROUNDED.
COME OUT WITH YOUR BEADY, LITTLE EYES WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
AND NOBODY GETS HURT.
PLAYING HARD TO GET, HUH?
THIS SCHOOL ISN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE TWO OF US.
STEALTH DOG UNDERSTANDS THE VALUE OF CONCEALMENT.
NOW, WHICH WAY DID HE GO?
I'M ON HIS TURF AND HE'S A CLEVER OPPONENT.
SO, THINK RAT.
AH, THE SCIENCE LAB.
THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED.
IF I JUST PUT MY NOSE TO WORK, I'M SURE I'LL FIND SOMETHING.
HEY, YOU THERE.
YOU SEEN A RAT?
OH, WE'LL TALK LATER.
OKAY.
AH!
I KNOW HE'S CLOSE.
I'M SILENT AS A PANTHER, QUICK AS A FOX, NERVES OF STEEL.
( screams )
RAT!
BIG, HAIRY RAT!
DID YOU SEE THE FACE ON THAT THING?
FACE TO FACE WITH YOUR ENEMY, JUST LIKE D'ARTAGNAN.
Wishbone: BONJOUR.
ANYBODY HOME?
Man: YOU ARE D'ARTAGNAN
FROM BERN.
CARDINAL RICHELIEU.
SIT DOWN HERE BEFORE ME.
YOU CAME TO PARIS SEVEN MONTHS AGO.
WHY, YES.
YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH MESSIEURS ATHOS, PORTHOS AND ARAMIS
OF THE KING'S MUSKETEERS HAS BROUGHT YOU
MUCH ADVENTURE.
HOW DID YOU...
IT IS MY BUSINESS TO KNOW.
YOU ARE BRAVE, MONSIEUR.
AND YOU'RE PRUDENT, WHICH IS BETTER STILL.
YOUNG AS YOU ARE, YOU HAVE CREATED SOME POWERFUL ENEMIES.
IF YOU DO NOT TAKE GREAT HEED
THEY WILL DESTROY YOU.
BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
YOU COULD CHOOSE TO SERVE ANOTHER MASTER--
ME.
SORRY, I CAME HERE TO BE
IN HIS MAJESTY'S MUSKETEERS.
MONSIEUR...
YOU CAME TO PARIS
WITH THE AMBITIOUS IDEA
OF MAKING YOUR FORTUNE?
I AM AT THE AGE OF EXTRAVAGANT HOPES.
THERE ARE NO EXTRAVAGANT HOPES EXCEPT FOR FOOLS.
SERVE IN MY GUARDS.
LET ME GUIDE YOU.
SORRY, I WON'T JUST ROLL OVER
ON MY FRIENDS.
YOU REFUSE ME?
PLEASE TRY NOT TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY, YOUR EMINENCE.
QUEL DOMMAGE.
REMEMBER, AT A LATER PERIOD
IF ANY MISCHANCE SHOULD HAPPEN TO BEFALL YOU
I OFFERED YOU PROTECTION.
( rings bell )
I'LL JUST SEE MYSELF OUT.
THE CARDINAL WASN'T D'ARTAGNAN'S ONLY PROBLEM.
HE MADE ANOTHER ENEMY, MILADY--
A CAT WHO PURRS ONE MINUTE AND SCRATCHES THE NEXT.
HOW COULD I BE A CARDINAL'S GUARD?
RIDICULOUS.
PURR-FECTLY CORRECT, MONSIEUR.
( gasps )
OH, YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PIECE OF ART.
YOU ARE TOO KIND...
AND TOO HANDSOME.
I AM D'ARTAGNAN.
A MUSKETEER.
I KNOW YOU ALREADY.
YOU MAY ADDRESS ME AS "MILADY."
I HAVE A QUESTION.
SHOOT.
WHY DO YOU WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THOSE ROUGH MUSKETEERS?
YOU COULD LIVE IN THE LAP OF LUXURY-- MY LAP
TO BE PRECISE.
I SWORE DUTY
TO THE KING.
THE KING IS WEAK.
STICK WITH THE STRONG.
I AM SORRY, MILADY, BUT THIS DOG WON'T HUNT FOR YOU.
YOU CAN TRUST MY WORD.
NO OFFENSE!
I NEVER TAKE OFFENSE.
I TAKE REVENGE.
YOU'RE A DEAD DOG.
PORTHOS...
WHERE ARE ARAMIS AND ATHOS?
D'ARTAGNAN, WHAT IS WRONG?
I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I JUST MET CARDINAL RICHELIEU
AND MILADY.
AND...?
AND THE BAD NEWS IS THAT THEY HATE ME.
THEY HAVE SPIES EVERYWHERE.
YOU MUST BE CAREFUL, MY FRIEND.
WE WILL BE ON GUARD FOR YOU.
YOUR ENEMIES
ARE OUR ENEMIES.
THANK YOU, FRIENDS.
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN SNIFF OUT.
( sniffing )
DOGGONE IT.
LOST THE SCENT.
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
HUH?
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
CONSIDERING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY
THAT THING IS GOING TO... ( shouts ).
WHAT THE...?
AHA!
A VICIOUS SNEAK ATTACK, HUH?
OKAY, RAT--
NOW IT'S PERSONAL.
HMM, I COULD REALLY USE SOME REINFORCEMENTS.
D'ARTAGNAN HAD THE THREE MUSKETEERS
TO HELP HIM CATCH HIS ENEMIES, RICHELIEU AND MILADY.
( rustling )
( muffled voices )
I'M TRYING TO GET DOWN.
Milady: LET'S WALK IN THE GARDEN.
IT'S LOVELY THIS TIME OF YEAR, CARDINAL RICHELIEU.
WHAT DID YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO ME ABOUT?
AS ONE OF MY MOST SUCCESSFUL SPIES, MILADY
I MUST NOW ASK YOU
TO CARRY OUT A VERY DANGEROUS MISSION.
TELL ME WHAT IT IS.
I WANT YOU TO ASSASSINATE
THE DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM.
HE'S AN ENEMY OF FRANCE AND MUST BE REMOVED.
I'LL DO IT.
AS LONG AS I GET SOMETHING IN RETURN.
I'M NOT A MERE CAT'S PAW, A MERE TOOL TO BE USED.
I HAVE MY PRICE.
NAME IT.
ALLOW ME TO KILL THAT WRETCHED D'ARTAGNAN.
Richelieu: BUT HE'S A COURAGEOUS YOUNG FIGHTER.
THAT'S WHY HE'S SO DANGEROUS.
HE FIGHTS FOR THE WRONG SIDE.
I'LL TRADE YOU
A LIFE FOR A LIFE.
HMM.
VERY WELL.
I DID WARN HIM HE COULD GET HURT.
( stifling sneeze )
I'D LIKE YOUR PERMISSION IN WRITING
JUST SO THERE'S NO CONFUSION LATER.
( chuckles )
Milady: THANK YOU, YOUR EMINENCE.
OH, A CARTE BLANCHE.
HOW COMFORTING.
I MUST GO NOW.
LET ME LEAVE FIRST.
WE MUSTN'T BE SEEN TOGETHER.
( sneezes )
( gasps )
SCULPTURE IS SO LIFELIKE THESE DAYS.
ISN'T IT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
HOW DARE YOU SPY ON ME.
YOU'LL SUFFER FOR THIS.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.
HAND OVER
THE CARTE BLANCHE.
NEVER.
THIS IS MY PASSPORT FOR REVENGE.
PLEASE...
BE REASONABLE ABOUT THIS.
IF YOU WANT IT, YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM ME.
WE ASKED YOU NICELY.
Athos: MILADY...
THE PAPER...
PLEASE.
A TOKEN...
OF OUR APPRECIATION.
( hisses )
MILADY TURNED D'ARTAGNAN IN AS A TRAITOR
BUT THE MUSKETEERS HAD AN ACE UP THEIR SLEEVES:
THE CARTE BLANCHE.
IT'S LIKE THE ULTIMATE HALL PASS.
IT MEANS YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTIME YOU WANT.
D'ARTAGNAN, I SEEK YOU IN THE NAME OF THE KING.
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
SURRENDER YOUR SWORD TO ME.
I'M ORDERED TO PRESENT YOU
TO CARDINAL RICHELIEU.
HOW CONVENIENT.
WE JUST HAPPEN TO BE GOING THAT WAY.
HE MUST BE PUT UNDER MY GUARDS.
WE WILL BE HIS GUARDS...
UPON OUR WORD.
D'ARTAGNAN SHALL NOT LEAVE US.
STEALTH DOG RECOGNIZES THE ADVANTAGE
OF HAVING A GOOD LOOKOUT POINT.
YOU.
I'M ON A STAKEOUT-- SHH.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU OUT.
I DON'T THINK SO.
WHOA.
HEY, DID YOU JUST SEE A BIG, FURRY...?
RAT!
BIG RAT!
THIS IS IT!
JOE, SAM, DAVID, WE'VE GOT HIM NOW!
HE'S UP THE OTHER STAIRS.
WISHBONE.
FOLLOW ME!
MR. BRASSFIELD.
YOU IGNORED MY WARNINGS
YOUNG MAN.
SERIOUS CHARGES HAVE BEEN BROUGHT AGAINST YOU.
YOU WILL PROBABLY HANG FOR THEM.
OH, I VERY MUCH DOUBT THAT, YOUR EMINENCE.
DO YOU REALIZE THAT I AM BOTH JUDGE AND JURY?
EXACTLY.
AND YOU'VE ALREADY WRITTEN MY PARDON.
TAKE A GANDER AT THIS CARTE BLANCHE.
"IT IS BY MY ORDER AND FOR THE GOOD OF THE STATE
"THAT THE BEARER OF THIS
HAS DONE WHAT HE HAS DONE."
RECOGNIZE THE HANDWRITING?
I BELIEVE IT IS MINE.
I HAVE TAKEN FROM YOU ONE CARTE BLANCHE
TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER.
THIS IS A COMMISSION TO BE A LIEUTENANT IN THE MUSKETEERS.
THE NAME IS BLANK.
YOU MAY WRITE IT YOURSELF.
I HAVE THREE FRIENDS
WHO DESERVE THIS MORE THAN I DO.
YOU ARE A BRAVE YOUTH, D'ARTAGNAN.
DO WITH THIS COMMISSION
WHAT YOU WILL.
I MEAN IT-- ONE OF YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS.
Aramis: NOBODY'S MORE WORTHY THAN YOURSELF.
OF COURSE, I TAUGHT HIM
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
Athos: IS THAT SO?
EN GARDE!
EN GARDE.
( swords clashing )
Porthos: AS YOU WISH.
A MUSKETEER AND A LIEUTENANT.
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
EN GARDE!
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!
ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT HIM CORNERED NOW.
OKAY, MR. BRASSFIELD, TAKE OVER!
THAT'S IT.
GET HIM! POUNCE ON HIM!
GRAB HIM!
GET...
OH, YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY IMPRESSIVE.
WAY TO TAKE CHARGE.
WELL, HE GOT BIGGER.
UH-HUH.
NEVER SEND A MAN TO DO A DOG'S JOB.
AHA!
OKAY, PLAN, PLAN.
NEED A PLAN, QUICK PLAN-- AH.
I'VE GOT THE RIGHT ALTITUDE.
STEALTH DOG TO BOMBARDIER--
WE HAVE THE TARGET IN SIGHT.
READY...
AIM...
BOMBS AWAY!
YES!
AND HERE COMES THE CAVALRY, LATE AS USUAL.
MR. BRASSFIELD, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW
HOW WISHBONE GOT IN HERE.
DON'T APOLOGIZE.
HE CAUGHT MORT.
THANK YOU, CITIZEN.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR STEALTH DOG.
ANYTIME HE WANTS TO COME TO SCHOOL, HE CAN BE MY GUEST!
YES! LET'S TAKE A TOUR RIGHT NOW-- WHOO!
OOPS.
I CHANGED MY MIND.
NO DOGS IN SCHOOL.
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
WHOO-HOO!
Brassfield: COME BACK HERE.
STOP, STOP, STOP.
ONE OF THE FUNNEST THINGS ABOUT DOING THE FANTASY SEGMENTS
IS I NO LONGER HAVE THE FURRIEST FACE.
COMPARED TO THESE GUYS, I LOOK CLEAN-SHAVEN.
GETTING INTO MAKEUP CAN BE A HASSLE.
BUT ALL-NATURAL VEGETABLE DYE SURE TASTES GOOD.
HUMAN MAKEUP REACTS VERY DIFFERENTLY TO ANIMAL FUR.
SO KIDS, DON'T PUT MAKEUP ON YOUR PETS.
THE THREE MUSKETEERS BY ALEXANDER DUMAS
IS LOADED WITH HEROIC DEEDS, DAMSELS IN DISTRESS
AND LOTS OF GUYS WITH HAIRY FACES.
SEE YOU!
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